Here are the official show notes for Episode 158 - Summer Good, Summer Bad.
Monday, May 25, 2015
Episode 150 Notes
Here are the official show notes for Episode 150 - Antsch and Brassburg Explain It All.
Friday, May 8, 2015
Random Convo With a Pornbot
*Warning: The following contains mature content*
So this random account has been messaging me on Hangouts for the past few days trying to get my attention, but I just ignore the messages, today they contacted me during my lunch and thought what's the worst that could happen. Below is the conversation we had.
melanie snow
hi
Brent Strassburg
hi
melanie snow
hey i found your name on the directory. I'm 24/female wanna chat and share pics?
Brent Strassburg
not really
melanie snow
My name is amanda i grew up in Miami.. i'm kinda a small girl with big attributes lol where are you from?
Brent Strassburg
You found my name on the directory? And your name is Amanda, not Melanie? I'm confused what's your name?
melanie snow
cool, im just bored as fuk at home! I'm single and looking... have you ever had cyber sex?
Brent Strassburg
Actually I'm at work so that would be pretty inappropriate
melanie snow
lol, send me a recent pic of you and lets have some fun
Brent Strassburg
My profile picture is a pretty recent pic, it has me and my wife in it, right now she's almost 8 months pregnant
melanie snow
sweet like want to see pics of me?
Brent Strassburg
I don't think so, I'm happily married, and I certainly don't need to see any pictures you saved off of an ex-girlfriends website that you claim to be you
melanie snow
I uploaded recent pics here... http://imgur.com/a/sI3uG
Brent Strassburg
It's fun that whenever I google image search your images, it ends up being some model named Angie Verona and not somebody named Melanie Snow or Amanda, that's right motherfucker I watch Catfish, I'm just a regular old Nev Schulman up in this bitch!
melanie snow
talk to me like a slut baby... do you like girls with big tits? want to see some naughty big tit pics?
Brent Strassburg
Do you have more pictures of Angie Verona that you stole off her Instagram? I can just go to her Instagram and see them if I was interested, which I'm not. Thanks though! Hope you have a fantastic day and enjoy that "Miami" weather from your mom's basement in Toledo, Ohio.
melanie snow
i'm getting wet baby wanna watch me rub my pussy on my cam!?
Brent Strassburg
I'm sure your mom's basement is pretty warm this time of the year, so you're probably sweating up a storm. Hot Pockets don't just eat themselves you know and no I don't want to see you pet your cat on a webcam. I have my own cat that I'm looking forward to seeing when I get done with work. I don't need to waste valuable company bandwidth trying to stream this at work.
melanie snow
here! i just sent u an invite to my page http://hangoutcamz.com accept that! it works on mobile too
Brent Strassburg
No thank you, I don't go to any site that unnecessarily puts a z into it's web domain instead of the proper s, much in the same way I never wear an Ed Hardy shirt, it's just a douchey thing to do.
melanie snow
Don't worry baby the site i'm on is FREE to join all you have to do is register they support mobile phones too :)
Brent Strassburg
Ok, I'll join the site if you can answer a question without googling it, what's the state capital of Wisconsin?
melanie snow
fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged. ok i'm ready for u now
Brent Strassburg
You still didn't answer my question...
melanie snow
ok babe.. talk to you in there.. gonna put my phone to charge.. mwa! xoxo btw my username is UxoHottiexo
Brent Strassburg
And I'm sure it's for age verification only, it's not like you would *gasp* use my credit card information for your own gain and then I'd see a bunch of fraudulent charges on there
melanie snow
k
Brent Strassburg
Ok, that's just the most generic, horseshit username ever
You didn't put any thought into that at all
Your creativity is mindbendingly low
So this random account has been messaging me on Hangouts for the past few days trying to get my attention, but I just ignore the messages, today they contacted me during my lunch and thought what's the worst that could happen. Below is the conversation we had.
melanie snow
hi
Brent Strassburg
hi
melanie snow
hey i found your name on the directory. I'm 24/female wanna chat and share pics?
Brent Strassburg
not really
melanie snow
My name is amanda i grew up in Miami.. i'm kinda a small girl with big attributes lol where are you from?
Brent Strassburg
You found my name on the directory? And your name is Amanda, not Melanie? I'm confused what's your name?
melanie snow
cool, im just bored as fuk at home! I'm single and looking... have you ever had cyber sex?
Brent Strassburg
Actually I'm at work so that would be pretty inappropriate
melanie snow
lol, send me a recent pic of you and lets have some fun
Brent Strassburg
My profile picture is a pretty recent pic, it has me and my wife in it, right now she's almost 8 months pregnant
melanie snow
sweet like want to see pics of me?
Brent Strassburg
I don't think so, I'm happily married, and I certainly don't need to see any pictures you saved off of an ex-girlfriends website that you claim to be you
melanie snow
I uploaded recent pics here... http://imgur.com/a/sI3uG
Brent Strassburg
It's fun that whenever I google image search your images, it ends up being some model named Angie Verona and not somebody named Melanie Snow or Amanda, that's right motherfucker I watch Catfish, I'm just a regular old Nev Schulman up in this bitch!
melanie snow
talk to me like a slut baby... do you like girls with big tits? want to see some naughty big tit pics?
Brent Strassburg
Do you have more pictures of Angie Verona that you stole off her Instagram? I can just go to her Instagram and see them if I was interested, which I'm not. Thanks though! Hope you have a fantastic day and enjoy that "Miami" weather from your mom's basement in Toledo, Ohio.
melanie snow
i'm getting wet baby wanna watch me rub my pussy on my cam!?
Brent Strassburg
I'm sure your mom's basement is pretty warm this time of the year, so you're probably sweating up a storm. Hot Pockets don't just eat themselves you know and no I don't want to see you pet your cat on a webcam. I have my own cat that I'm looking forward to seeing when I get done with work. I don't need to waste valuable company bandwidth trying to stream this at work.
melanie snow
here! i just sent u an invite to my page http://hangoutcamz.com accept that! it works on mobile too
Brent Strassburg
No thank you, I don't go to any site that unnecessarily puts a z into it's web domain instead of the proper s, much in the same way I never wear an Ed Hardy shirt, it's just a douchey thing to do.
melanie snow
Don't worry baby the site i'm on is FREE to join all you have to do is register they support mobile phones too :)
Brent Strassburg
Ok, I'll join the site if you can answer a question without googling it, what's the state capital of Wisconsin?
melanie snow
fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged. ok i'm ready for u now
Brent Strassburg
You still didn't answer my question...
melanie snow
ok babe.. talk to you in there.. gonna put my phone to charge.. mwa! xoxo btw my username is UxoHottiexo
Brent Strassburg
And I'm sure it's for age verification only, it's not like you would *gasp* use my credit card information for your own gain and then I'd see a bunch of fraudulent charges on there
melanie snow
k
Brent Strassburg
Ok, that's just the most generic, horseshit username ever
You didn't put any thought into that at all
Your creativity is mindbendingly low
Sunday, May 3, 2015
Episode 154 Notes
Here are the official show notes for Episode 154 - Hanging Chat Gets Kicked In the Sausage.
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